Anyone who knows me, knows I am sweet, gentle, old man. I am polite, don't interrupt people when they are talking, compliment even those who don't deserve it just to make them feel better and say "God bless you" when they sneeze. I rarely use profanity (in public) but when I do 99% of it happens on the golf course or when I'm driving. The other 1% is reserved for Obama.
There is an evil being lurking just below the surface of this facade of goodness who, when he turns on the ignition of his car, turns into a raging, blasphemous fountain of anger who could have won WWII single handed. The irritant which turns this magnificent person into an evil genie is, as you might have guessed, every other driver in the country! How did they ever get their licenses?
The guy who is first in line at a red traffic light should pay attention and move when the light changes, not 30 seconds later. That delay, 9 times out of 10, is just enough for the light to turn red again before I get through it. When this happens,I regret to have to confess, a blistering barrage of acid covered epithets explodes from a damaged brain through a saliva spitting mouth! This guy at the light is usually the same guy who is stopped at an intersection debating whether he can make it out of there before you reach him. His delay is just long enough that when he decides to go, you are already there. What would you guess reaches his ears. I'm sure that even God understands. Jesus probably had the same problem with camel drivers.
There are numerous such scenarios which awaken the monster that frighten even me when he taunts the offender using his car as a weapon. This guy is dangerous and probably should be locked up but even when he has that fleeting thought, he tells himself the other guy should be the one in jail.
There should be some kind of exorcism for people like me before we do real harm.
There is an evil being lurking just below the surface of this facade of goodness who, when he turns on the ignition of his car, turns into a raging, blasphemous fountain of anger who could have won WWII single handed. The irritant which turns this magnificent person into an evil genie is, as you might have guessed, every other driver in the country! How did they ever get their licenses?
The guy who is first in line at a red traffic light should pay attention and move when the light changes, not 30 seconds later. That delay, 9 times out of 10, is just enough for the light to turn red again before I get through it. When this happens,I regret to have to confess, a blistering barrage of acid covered epithets explodes from a damaged brain through a saliva spitting mouth! This guy at the light is usually the same guy who is stopped at an intersection debating whether he can make it out of there before you reach him. His delay is just long enough that when he decides to go, you are already there. What would you guess reaches his ears. I'm sure that even God understands. Jesus probably had the same problem with camel drivers.
There are numerous such scenarios which awaken the monster that frighten even me when he taunts the offender using his car as a weapon. This guy is dangerous and probably should be locked up but even when he has that fleeting thought, he tells himself the other guy should be the one in jail.
There should be some kind of exorcism for people like me before we do real harm.
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