SCARY PEOPLE

Once upon a time,  that means a long time ago, long before you were born, there was a young ghost, whose name was Homer, who was afraid of his own shadow.  That was before his father told him that HE was supposed to scare others..

It was hard for a young ghost to do scary things, especially when what he did scared him more than the people he was trying to scare.

He asked his father what he could do to be more scary.  After thinking awhile, his father said, "I know.  We'll give you a scary name.  It will be so scary that people will tremble and run when they hear it".

"The children will scream when they see you".  "Run, run, here comes What's his name"!!!

"Daddy,Daddy", begged Homer, "What will my scary name be?  What will it be?"

Daddy ghost thought for awhile but no matter how hard he thought, he couldn't think of a scary name that hadn't already been taken.


Suddenly, as though he had been struck by lightening, Daddy ghost sat up straight and said, "I've got the perfect scary name for you Homer!  Are you ready?  Don't be scared when I say it."

"What is it. Daddy?  Tell me.  I can't wait to hear it"!

"READY???  OBAMA.  Long ago he was the scariest man on Earth."