Sunday, February 27, 2011

CREATION

All living things are great but the human is the most amazing thing ever created.  I know they told me God did this all on his own and I know he's very smart.  But I wonder if, just to be sure he didn't leave anything out, he consulted with some other "people".  This was a big undertaking.  Something like this is something you want to get right the first time.  You don't want to have to go back and tweak things later.

I don't want to criticise Him but  it can happen to anyone.  Who can take every contingency, factors and combination of factors into consideration.  Things happen.  With all He had to do, He could easily have been distracted for a few moments.

I hope He's not offended but I'd like to point out just a couple of things that could have been improved.  How many times have you been doing something and two hands were not enough?  A third hand would have beeen nice.  Also, it seems he wasn't certain in what position we would eat.  Perhaps he thought we should eat standing.  But, since we've decided to sit, it would have been more convenient if our mouths were where our belly buttons are so we wouldn't have to risk spilling food all over our clothes on the way up to our mouths.  Although there are more, I'll finish with eyes on the back of our heads.  I don't know if automobiles were not foreseen but when backing up those eyes would have come in handy..

Overall, we are a very good design. I wonnder how He did with outer space aliens. They probably have eyes on the back of their heads, their mouths at belly button level and at least three arms.

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